Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Funny SMS


Highlight of the year 2050….!!!
1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup – Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.
5. Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !

That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..!! :) :D

A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..
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And Doesn't ExiSts.. :D :D




Zindagi ki race mein agar sab se 1st aana chahte ho to..
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Uska ek hi secret hai
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Kisi ko batana mat plz
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Akele bhago. 


I chased love i found friendship,
I chased desires i found hopes,
I chased reality i found dreams,
I chased a monkey and i found u


Imagine Life without Girls
-All theater silent
-Police at rest
-Mobile companies in loss
-Gift shop in loss
All boys were university topper.


Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!


similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both case people sit, waste time and writes on walls!
:-)


Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?


*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...
*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe


Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

10yr Income: Teachr-25lakh Engg-50lakh IAS-70L Dr-1cr Nirmal baba-238cr Ramdev baba-1177cr satya sai-4000cr CHOOSE CAREER CAREFULLY......Tyago ghar baar Chalo HARIDWAR

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:
Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book

If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook were all school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me!



Which is the 27th letter of English alphabets?
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Are you looking for an answer?
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Very Good!
Which school beta? .



Technology kya hai?
Ek time wo tha
jab log msg kabutar se bhejte the..
ek aaj ka time hai
hum msg
kabutaro ko bhej rahe hai..!!
hurr hurr..


The best example for incredible india is:
One has to check both sides
while crossing even a one-way road..!!


A Boy texts a girl
Boy: Hey!
Girl: Hi! What u doing?
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U!

Some people say never forget me.
Some people say always remember me.
but i love my attitude,
so..
I will say
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Forget ME if u can..!!










A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He Was Unable To Pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!




Don’t try to Understand
a Girl Completely,
If you do……
You either Go Mad..


The Only Thing That University
Teaches Us During Serious Lessons Is. .
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Texting Without Looking


GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM


6 Things are God Gifted
1. Mom’s Love
2. Dad’s Advice
3. Bro’s Fights
4. Sister’s Care
5. True Love
6. ??
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ME
Kyun ki har 1 friend jaruri hai Yaar.



Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"

Obama: "Are you an idiot??"
Santa: "Why??
is it Compulsory???"



Terrorible English by School P.T sir:

1.There is no wind in the football.

2.I talk,he talk, Why you middle talk?

3.You rotate the ground four times.

4.You go 'n understnd the tree.

5. I'll give you clap.

6. Bring your parents with Your Mom 'n Dad

7.Why Haircut not cut?



Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>


3 Important Stages Of Life...
Before Marriage- 'MAD For Each Other'
During Marriage- 'MADE For Other'
After Marriage- 'MAD Because Of Each Other'.. !


A
B
C
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A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME
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F
G
E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING
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H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING


Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC_____%
Gender_____
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Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! :D :D ;) :P


The "BALL" can escape from "BAT"
The "RAT" can escape from "CAT"
But "U" and "UR" Dabba Mobile cannot escape from my "SMS"....

_/\_(**)_/\_

HaHaHa......

When men calls you hot, they r looking at your body...
When men calls you pretty, they r looking at your face...
When men calls you gorgeous, they r looking at your clothes...
But when they call you beautiful,,,

They are Lying....... :)  :D  :-[










Love is Docomo, do the New.

Mariage is idea
can change Ur life

Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows

But

Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan

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